Perfect Me: Apocalypse Brow
‘I had my eyebrows threaded once,’ says my friend Michael. ‘It hurt like hell and I looked permanently startled.’
It is just another Friday night at the Kennington house, which – let’s face it – is ground zero for all the best material. ‘What hurt like hell?’ asks Chris, wandering into the lounge.
‘Eyebrows,’ says Michael. ‘They take a length of cotton and they tear out all the stray hairs, roots and all. The first few days I looked like David Gest, but it was totally worth it.’
‘Don’t be so ridiculous!’ Chris strides over to the large mirror above the fireplace. ‘Why would you want to mess around with your eyebrows?’
‘Do we take it yours are au naturel?’ I tease.
‘Yes, they bloody well are,’ he says. ‘I can’t think of anything more stupid, more narcissistic…’
‘███ does it,’ interrupts Michael.
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