Blotter: Beer supremacy, classy groceries and taking the boot
BLOTTER O' THE WEEK: Someone shoplifted four pomegranate sodas, two sushi rolls, and a salad. Because if you're going to steal groceries, you should steal classy groceries.
After having his vehicle booted for illegal parking, a driver managed to get his car out of the parking lot, taking the boot with him.
The Things They Shoplifted : Three kielbasa sausages, a bag of mozzarella cheese, three cans of sardines, two cans of dip, two packages of chicken strips, body wash, deodorant, and a pharmacy shopping basket.
A woman tried to conceal several bags of pot by hiding them in rolled-up panties inside her purse. When an officer asked permission to search her purse, she told him she would need to remove her intimates from inside. The cop told her to shake the panties out, and out came the weed.
A man got drunk, took his shirt off, and started tampering with people's cars. When a cop confronted him, he took off on a movie-style foot chase through several backyards and over several fences. He was no Ferris Bueller, though: Police found him curled up hiding in the backseat of a Mercedes.
The Things They Shoplifted: Three kielbasa sausages, a bag of mozzarella cheese, three cans of sardines, two cans of dip, two packages of chicken strips, body wash, deodorant, and a pharmacy shopping basket. A woman tried to conceal several bags of pot
