Moving into life's autumn
I'm at my desk at home now and the first orange rays of sunlight have pierced the darkness, dancing across the meadow of wild grass outside my window. It is Sunday. April 1. I turned 57 years old today.
April 1 is a great day for a birthday, especially if you have a strange 22-year-old son who tells you he's taking a paternity test in the morning because his girlfriend is pregnant, which she is not, and he watches all the color drain from your face before he barks "April Fool!" and then everyone laughs. Ha-ha-ha.
But in three years I'll be 60 and that doesn't make any sense at all. I feel 30. I act 18. I don't have any idea in the world how this has happened to me.
One minute I was putting a thumb tack on Dave Fiske 's seat in ninth-grade geography class (it's all about timing and yes, he sat on it) and the next thing I know my bladder awakens me in the middle of each and every night and I lurch toward the bathroom in the blackness with one ankle making strange popping noises along the way.

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