Tom Cruise to Star in Sequel to Iconic Gay Classic
Diminutive Scientologist Tom Cruise is to put on his aviator shades once again and relive the role that made him a star of both the skies and the screen after confirming rumors that Top Gun 2 has been given the green light.
Top Gun was as much a part of the 80s as bad haircuts, ill-fitting clothes, and terrible music. The aviation classic was a Hollywood smash which inspired many a young man to join the armed forces in the hope of emulating Cruise's character - a cocky little risk-taking midget who flies jets, rides bikes, bangs hot blonde babes, takes no crap from no-one, and has a cool friend called 'Goose'.
'Maverick' as Tom Cruise is known in the film is the epitome of 80's cool - self-absorbed, selfish, fickle, vain, insincere, macho, and compelled to act like a complete pr*ck whilst harboring homo-erotic urges and strange feelings towards his fellow immaculately uniformed pilots.




